Words like violence, Break the silence
Come crashing in, Into my little world
Painful to me, Pierce right through me
Can’t you understand, Oh my little girl
Enjoy the silence - Depeche Mode
BelatedHappy birthday, Alex!
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light
i dont know why
ok I literally spit out my coffee lol
It’s late and this is surprisingly funny hahaha
I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world
when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?
THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT SLUT
every so often I sometimes get a mug of milk, add a splash of vanilla extract, a spoonful of sugar, and a sprinkle of cinnamon and heat it in the microwave and have it with Ritz Crackers and pretend it’s Creme A La Creme A La Edgar and it’s seriously just the best.
I JUST MADE THAT MYSELF AND AM CURRENTLY HAVING RITZ CRACKERS WITH IT AND LEMME TELL YOU THIS SHIT IS DELICIOUS
SOMEONE FOUND THE RECIPE TO CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR
how come its “you are what you eat”
why can’t it be “you are what you read”
THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER
i don’t know about anyone else but i would much rather be a boy wizard than a piece of broccoli
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid